I feel like those subtitles were meant to dissuade me, but they just all sound like rock album names, so
"hey what’s the date?"
because every tumblr should have Queen Elizabeth shooting a machine gun
"PHILLIP, YOU BETTER FUCKING RUN!"
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
Deadly serious. If I see you. I will say this.
yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help